SILENCE IS GOLDEN
SILENT ALARM NOTIFIED KEY PERSONNEL AT THE DOW JONES THAT THE PIZZA HAD EXPIRED. ONE US MARINE PRESENT STATED THEY IN ALL LIKELIHOOD PASSED IN A MERCIFUL MANNER, SUFFERING FOR NO LESS THAN THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES BEFORE DYING OF ASPHYXIATION.
THE AWFUL FUCKING TRUTH: CAUTION BELOW
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