THE 34TH DAY T MINUS TWO THIRTY-THREE: THE SERIAL KILLERS EMBEDDED WITHIN THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY (EPA)

SMILEY FACE KILLERS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SINCE TWO-THOUSAND AND THREE, NOW KNOWN TO YOU, SINCE KNOWN TO ME, UNDERNEATH SWARTHMORE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA NINE HUNDRED AND THREE FILMS WERE PRODUCED*, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF WHICH EXIST AT PRESENT TIME UPON DATE SEVENTEEN JULY TWO-THOUSAND EIGHTEEN IN FULL LENGTH, IN FEDERAL CUSTODY, AND IN SECURED ARCHIVE(S) RATHER WELL FORTIFIED AND DISTRIBUTED ACROSS THE EARTH.