BALL LIGHTNING ROUND FLY INTO THE DANGER ZONE EDITION UPON DATE

FIRST. THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

WE WONDER WHAT FEINSTEIN AND THIS ONE CHAT ABOUT WITH THE COMPANIES IN THE VICINITY OF MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA.


TWO. SPEAKING OF FEINSTEIN.

MURKOWSKI (R-AK) DOES APPEAR RATHER VEXED AT THE STICK MONSTER BLOCKING HER EXIT.


THREE. NUMBER THREE!


FOUR. OH. PERFORMED BY WHOM?


FIVE. IS THIS THE STORY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY’LL CLAIM ABOUT YOU THIRTY-FOUR YEARS LATER?


SIX. AT LEAST THREE HAS A WORD PROCESSOR.


SEVEN. ESCALATION.


EIGHT. ONE, TWO AND HERE THREE.

WHO WAS TWO AGAIN?


NINE. THE CHAD VIRGIN.



TEN. NO RECORDS WILL BE GIVEN.


ELEVEN. ONLY TWO QUESTIONS WILL BE ASKED.




EXAMINER’S NAME CURIOUSLY ABSENT UNLESS “JEREMIAH P. HANAFIN” ON PAGE ONE LETTERHEAD INDEED THE ONE.


TWELVE. YOU DON’T SAY.


THIRTEEN. NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN.


FOURTEEN. ASIDE FROM THE RAPE TRAIN, WHAT UPCOMING DOCKETS ARE ON THE OCTOBER SUPREME COURT SCHEDULE?


IMPLICATION: IF THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY DID INDEED FIND A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON UNBECOMING OF DEMOCRAT POLITY, THAT STATE OF NEW JERSEY WOULD INDEED NOT BE ABLE TO PROSECUTE THAT DEFENDANT ONCE AGAIN.


FIFTEEN. DID WE SKIP THE FOURTH?


SIXTEEN. LOST. FOREVER.

WOMP WOMP.


SEVENTEEN. CHUCK “GRASS BLAZEIT FOUR TWENTY NO CHUCK I’M ONLY FOUR” GRASSLEY IN BID TO ANNOY US ALL.

ALTHOUGH HE WAS INTRIGUED BY ELEVEN.


EIGHTEEN. WHAT KIND OF INDIAN?

ADAM C MILLERS!


NINETEEN. A NON-PORN ATTORNEY MIGHT SAY “THAT INJUNCTION WAS DISMISSED” FOR REASON (REASON), OR PERHAPS “THE ACCUSATIONS WERE UNFOUNDED,” OR PERHAPS HE NEEDED AN INJUNCTION TO KEEP HER FROM MAKING UNFOUNDED CLAIMS ABOUT HIM.


TWENTY. INTERNATIONAL WATERS!

RAPE TRAIN DERAILED QUICK FLOAT THE RAPE BOAT.



I THINK I KNOW WHO.



HE’S A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN







TWENTY-ONE. RETURNING TO THE NEWS OF THE DAY.


TWENTY-TWO. GRUESOME TWOSOME IN BID TO START THE PERJURY PURGE.


TWENTY-THREE. THE ABORTION LOBBY DARE NOT CONFRONT THE NOMINEE EXCEPT UNDER COVER OF VICTIM-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.



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