BALL LIGHTNING ROUND NINE FIVE FOUR LOCKS THE DOOR EDITION UPON DATE

FIRST. FOR MOLOCH OF COURSE.

HOW ABOUT YOUR FIRSTBORN?


TWO. LOBOTOMY?

ELECTRONIC WARFARE


THREE. WHICH IS THE OBVIOUSLY CORRECT RESPONSE TO NOT RISK LIVES FOR UNKNOWN BOAT PEOPLE.

WHICH NEWSWEEK DOES FIND OFFENSIVE FOR REASON THE THREAT-PROCESSING CHAIN OF COMMAND REMAINS INTACT.


FOUR. ASSOCIATE OF CONTE? (ARCHIVE LINK)

ALL TALES OF HOWELL POLICE MUST BE SCRUTINIZED TO THE NTH DEGREE.


FIVE. AND?


SIX. ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT? TO ATTACK? NOT TO KILL? PERHAPS JUST TO MAIM.

IS IT REAL?


AND IN LIGHT OF…



WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY WITNESSING IS A FOILED ATTEMPT TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.


RENDITION PLEASE.



THE JEWISH PEDOPHILE FROM SWARTHMORE WEIGHS IN.

AND ON VETERANS DAY EICHENWALD ATTEMPTS TO THE STEAL THE VALOR OF FALLEN SOLDIERS IN BID TO MAKE NON-SEQUITUR.


SEVEN. WHY IS CALIFORNIA ON FIRE? WHY DOES NO OTHER STATE EXPERIENCE SUCH DEVASTATION SO REGULARLY? INCLUDING TORNADO ALLEY. INCLUDING MEXICO. WE KNOW THE ANSWER.


EIGHT. OH REALLY. WHO EXACTLY?


NINE. NORWAY NO.


TEN. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SPACE?

MANNED SPACEFLIGHT APPARENTLY HAS ENDED.


ELEVEN. NINE WAYS TO GENERATE POLITICAL CAPITAL OUT OF THIN AIR.


TWELVE. DON’T EVER TOUCH KEBAB. REMOVE KEBAB.


THIRTEEN. THE HOWELL SCHOOL OF LAW, EH?

OH DID YOU TRIP AND FALL THERE? YOU’RE UNDER ARREST AND PENALTY IS ONE KIDNEY.


FOURTEEN. WHICH IS WHY…


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