THING IN BID TO CURSE EVERY NEARBY TOWN WITH BEACH FRONT PRIME TARGET IN BID FOR FREE REAL ESTATE, PRIME BURROW GOAL OF NEVER-ENDING BID, NEVER ONCE REPORTED, OF BURROW CAMPAIGN TO POLLUTE EVERY BEACH IN NEW JERSEY AND THEN OF THE WORLD, THING GOAL OF THE HIGHEST INSANITY TO LITTER HATE-MINUTIATE WISHING DEATH, MISFORTUNE OR WORSE TO ALL THOSE WHO TREAD THEREUPON,THE ONGOING HATE CRIME EXHIBITED UP THE ABSENT BEACH OF LAWRENCE HARBOR, NEW JERSEY

WHY IS THIS NEW JERSEY BEACH ABSENT ALL SOULS AT HEIGHT OF SUMMER ON A HOT AND SUNNY DAY? THE STRANGE REASON WHY INDEED HEX CAMPAIGN FROM THING, THE THING THAT HATH CALLED ITSELF THE BOROUGH OF HIGHLANDS, THE MOST COVETED COVEN TOWN, WHO IN IN BID TO EFFECT APPARENT SUPERNATURNAL DEATH AND DESTRUCTION UPON NEIGHBORING CHRISTIAN TOWNS, NOT A THING NEW UNDER THE SUN AND TO NO SURPRISE WHATSOEVER HIGH-QUALITY CURSE BITS ON THE SMALLEST WAFERS OF STONE, BLUE, BLACK, AND GRAY, THEMSELVES THE GENUINE NATIVE AMERICAN ARTIFACTS FOUND IN ABUNDANCE AT PLACES OF REVERENCE, WHICH INDEED LIKE A TOKEN OFFERING TO THE LADY OF WELL, BLESS THE LANDS WITH GOOD WATERS SO MY PEOPLE GROW STRONG AND TALL.

ON-SITE EXAMINATION

SPOT VISIT TO LAURENCE HARBOR BY CHUNGUS WITH CONCERN AT THE MAUSOLEUM ODOR ALONG STRETCH OF BOARDWALK CLOSER, REMINISCENT OF THE PERHAPS ONCE DESCRIBED HONEY AND BLOOD AND FLESH DOES THAT DOES MALINGER IN CERTAIN LOCATIONS, IN CERTAIN TOWNS, BAD OMEN INDEED FOR THOSE ABSENT THE COMPANY THEY NEED, ALWAYS A LEVEL DEEPER TO GO.

HERE WE GO, OUR LOCAL HATE MACHINE OUTDONE BY ONLY ONE THING

IN MOST FITTING DISPLAY, THIS TYPE OF ARTIFACT COMMON DEFACE BY CURSE FOR ILLNESS AND POVERTY OF CONSUELA AND MARIA, MOTHER AND DAUGHTER, PLEASE BA’AL STRIKE THE ELDEST DOWN BEFORE PUBERTY AND REIGN THE MEN BELOW FIVE FOOT SO NONE SHALL PASS AS OF THING OR LIKE THING.

RULE THE WAVES, THING NO LONGER

THERE IS A RECKONING AT HAND, THE INQUISITION OF THE RIGHT HAND, YOU LAUGH AND YOU SCREECH, BUT IN THE END NO MORE, GONE FROM HISTORY AND THE SHORE, THE CATHOLICS ALWAYS WIN WITH PROPER TOP SCORE, BY RIGHT THE SPANISH ARMADA TO END THE BABYLK. WHORE, BURNING WITCH NOT RIGHT, EXECUTED BY LAW JUST RIGHT, THING LISTEN UP, FOR NONE SHALL COMPETE WITH THING AND THING SHALL COMPETE WITH NONE AMONG THE GREAT BEASSTS GONE BY, THE LIST OF THE EXTINCT, THE GREAT LEACH PUBLIC SCHOOL TRIP TO CURSED THE SANDY BEACH, THING CAMPAIGN OF TERROR HEREBY OFFICIALLY REVOKED, BY JA, FROM THE BAETYL, RIGHT BACK ONTO YOU, FOUR TIMES THE FIRST NIGHT, TRY AGAIN AND THRICE BY THREE DOWN YOUR LINE, NONE BEHOND YOU IN BLACK LINEAGE SHALL SEE THE SUN, BE A JEW OR HAVE THE PRIVLEGE OF CONVERSION IN LIFE FORBIDDEN ON THE EARTH. THE SWINE OF THE PAST SINCE CULLED, JUST A NOTE ON DATE OF SIEGE ON ARMADA MAST LONG SINCE STEEL HULLED.

SCHOOL IS OUT

GET DOWN ON ALL FOURS, YOU HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO, ALL INVOLVED GET NOW, RIGHT NOW TO EACH BEACH AND CLEAN YOUR FILTH FROM OUR SAND, EACH CHILD UNDER EIGHTEEN AND OTHERWISE ADULT TO CHAIN GANG BY HAND, ORANGE JUMPSUITS, SHACKLES AND PUBLIC HUMILIATION AT EACH BEACH, ROUND THE CLOCK TO RETRIEVE EACH AND EVERY PIECE, YOU BETTER BELIEVE WHY AND WHO IN HEBREW-PIDGIN-SANDSCREW, THE NO LONGER CURSED WERE MAN AND WOMAN, INDEED ME AND YOU.

POSTSCRIPT

PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE HATE-LITTER ARE MAINTAINED BUT WILL NOT BE EXHIBITED FOR REASON HARM BY THE MOST GROTESQUE IN FORMS NEW TO THE TOP OF THE FIELD, PLEASE SEE MAUCH CHUNK CHAMBER FOUR VISAGE GROTESQUERY.

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