THE TURKEY SWAMP INCIDENT OF MOST EXPECTED AND LOATHSOME CHARACTER, YES INDEED, ONE THREE ONE NINE SOUTH, THE THING THAT HATH CALLED ITSELF THE TOWNSHIP OF HOWELL, THE THREE PART REPORT TO FOLLOW HEREIN

PART ONE

THAT DID OCCUR EARLIER TONIGHT SOME MINUTES FOLLOWING ENTRY INTO THE PARK FOR PURPOSE CAMP OVERNIGHT, INDEED ONE NIGHT, RATHER NICE, RATHER LIGHT, FULL MOON, CLEAR SKY, PLANETS NEARBY, AND INDEED THE THIRD LOCATION KNOWN TO HOST LIKELY ARTIFACTS IN-SITU, TREE ROOTS THANK YOU MUCH, THAT BEAR SIMILAR MARKS TO WHAT MAY OR MAY PROVEN TO BE AN EARLY NATIVE AMERICAN SCRIPT THAT IS MOST ADVANCED. HOWEVER, TWO VEHICLES IN OVERT STALK THREAT BID, FIRST FOUR-DOOR WHITE LEXUS FULL-TINT WINDOW SET ON TAIL BUMPER UPON EXIT PARK ON THE MAIN DIRT ROAD AT SUCH TIME SUN NOT YET SET, RATHER AGGRESSIVE, RATHER STUPID MOVE TO DONUT THE CLOSED SANDY RUN ENTRANCE WHILE STILE BEHIND YOURS TRULY, LEFT LEFT, WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU AND WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? SAME CASE FOR THE BLACK FIAT RED STRIPE WAITING IN THE LOT UPON RETURN, NO THANKS, TIME GET THE FUCK OUT.

PART TWO

PRINCETON, EARLIER IN THE DAY. TWO SITES, FOLLOWED ALL THROUGHOUT AT BOTH.

PART ONE

MAUCH CHUNK BUT OF COURSE. WE’VE BEEN THROUGH, BUT WE’LL BE BACK TO EDIFY THE MOST RECENT FINDS. MAUCH STALK MORE DANGEROUS, WILL NOT TALK ON THE MAUCH UNLESS THERE TO ACT TALL LIKE BEAR IN BID TO SCARE ON SIGHT DOWN THE CHUNK OR THE MAUCH, DO MATH AND BOTH WORDS MEAN THE SAME THING.

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

THE WALL OF THE ANCIENTS, ABOVE, DID MOST AMAZINGLY REMIND YOIRS TRULY OF THREE SITES, ALL LONG KNOWN, NEW DISCOVERIES IN LIGHT OF THE MOST RICH TEXT IN CARVED THREE-DIMESIONAL RELIEF, CONFIRMED AT SITE TWO, WEE BABY BY CONTRAST HOWEVER SAME TYPE ON RELIEF ON KNOWN ARTIFACTS IN-SITU, AND BY GOLLY IN THE UNI CATALOUGE WE HAVE THE PRECENDENT FROM MAYAX ON DISPLAY, PERHAPS THE GOLDEN ERA MORE IN COMMON THAN MIGHT THIBK, AND THEN OF THE HIGHEST SIGNIFICANCE THE EUREKA OF ALL TIME, JUST ONCE SEEN IN ROCK FACE EMBEDDED AMONG ROOTS AND DIRT OF AN UPTURNED TREE, JUST ONCE, ABOUT ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, SO JUST FOR ONE NIGHT AND BRIGHT MORNING OFF TO THE DEEP ANCIENT FIELDS AND FAE FORESTS THAT HARBOR SECRETS MOST DEEP, MOST GRIM, OFTEN BY THE LOT WHO CAMP THERE MOST AMAZINGLY, WHEREUPON GROUNDS MONMOUTH UNIVERSITY MAY MAY NOT STILL MAINTAIN THE SUMMER DIG, LOCATION WITHHELD, PROBABLY LONG SINCE GAVE-UP FOR THE GOOD STUFF LIKE WASHINGTON’S COPPER, LINE OF SIGHT LEADS THE WAY THROUGH DEEP BRUSH TO THE SERIES OF HILLOCKS UTILIZED BY THE GENERAL ON OR ABOUT THE DAYS BEFORE THE BATTLE OF MONMOUTH SOME SEVEN MILES OR MORE FROM THE NOW TOWNSHIP OF MANALAPAN. MORE TO COME, INDEED, THOSE GLYPHS ON THE STONE WALLS OF A RIVER SO NAMED THE MANASQUAN, UPON THE ROCKS OF ROCKY HILL, THE GREAT STONE DIAMOND, YES INDEED, ONCE THE HOWELL MINE, NO SHIT, AND OF COURSE THE METEDECONK LOWLANDS HARBOR CURIOUS ROCK OF MOST CERTAIN ANCIENT TYPE, OFTEN JUST SO, LET IT BE IN THE LIGHT, THE FIRST TRUE GUIDE PROBABLY NOT TO BE FOR MANY MOONS, NOT AT LEAST UNTIL AFTER FULL MOON LIGHT SAFE RETURN TO THE GREAT TURKEY SWAMP WILL WE KNOW IF ALL THREE ROCK WRAPPED FORGERY, COMMON JEWISH TRICK, NO JOKE, IN TURKEY SWANP PILED AND TRASHED BY THE BUSHEL, FIELD TRIP ACTIVITY, OR AS IN PRINCETON FAUX ROSETTA STONE FORGERY ADJACENT TO FILTH AND MORE FILTH, ONE OF WHOM LITERALLY [REDACT] DURING IN-SITU ALONE FIELD TRIP EARLIER TODAY, WHY IS THIS THE CASE WHERE ALL THE WORST LOT SEEM TO HAVE VESTED INTEREST IN FRAUD HISTORY? CAUSE THE ROCK CUT TOMBS AND RUINS DO BEST HIDE THOSE THINGS A NASCENT BURROW DOES WISH TO HIDE. NOTE, THE LANGUAGE IN QUESTION DOES CLAIM TO HAVE ORIGIN IN ATLNATIS, NORTH AMERICA INDEED, FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU RUBES, ATLANTIS MADE IN AMERICA TOO YEA, YEP, IT’S HAPPENING.

MR ROSE, PhD, CLAIMS KNOWLEDGE OF THE EXISTENCE OF THE LANGUAGE IS GROUNDS FOR ONE BEING ATTACKED BY STATE, WHATEVER STATE, AND PROSECUTED FOR STALKING WHOEVER, WHENEVER AND FOR NO REASON ACTUALLY REAL, OH WAIT THAT ALREADY HAPPEEND FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, ALREADY WON, THEY OBV WANT A DUE OVER, SO TONIGHT ALSO NOTE GRAPEVINE WAS LAUGHABLY SMALL AND WELL-INTENTIONED PLOT TO MURDER IN SLEEP IN TENT OR CAR IN THE PARK BY AND INVOLVING HOWELL POLICE DEPARMENT, ALL OF THE ABOVE, SO WHAT DOES THE BURROW KNOW ABOUT THIS LANGUAGE? THEY KNOW TOO MUCH, THEY KNOW ANYTHIGG AT ALL, THEY NEED TO BE HELD TO ACCOUNT, EVERY PENNY, EVERY DAY, REPORT OF NO LESS THAN TWO MURDERS COMITTES BY HOWELL BURROW ON FOURTEENTH JULY TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN, MORE BURROW OUT AND ABOUT, SPEED, COCAINE, BOOZE, WEAPONS AND THE WHOLE CREW WITH NO PLAUSIBLE REASON WHY YOURS TRULY WOULD EVER, EVER BE IN THE PARK. YA, THIS SHIT WENT HOT REAL QUICK, SO WE’RE TOLD, NO ONE HURT, MANY IN JAIL, THAT IS GOOD, THIS IS NOT A RAMBLE, NEAR RUMBLE, NOTE AS SOON AS YT PARK, HOP OUT TO TRY AND HIT THE LOCATION BEFORE SUNSET, LOW VOL VISITOR AT THE COUNTY CAMPGROUND, FIVE MINUTES ON TRAIL AT LEAST ONE VEHICLE IN PASS TO LIKE START THE MAUCH STALK NIGHT JUST AS FAST AS IT ENDED LONG BEFORE MIDNIGHT, NOW MISSIN THE FIELD LIGHTS, SCARY AS FUCK, THIS IS BIRB, OVER.

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