NEWS AND OTHER THINGS OF NOTE ON THIS DATE FIFTH SEPTEMBER TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN

ONE, L Y F T IN TROUBLE FOR MAUCH RIDES OF RAPE AND MURDER GANG L Y F T NOW APART FOLLOWING INITIATION AND ADOPT TONE CONSISTENT SUBSECTION F AT THE READY. PLEASE DO AVOID AT ALL COSTS, REFER TO UNFULFILLED POST ONE BELOW FOR MOST RECENT L Y F T GANG VIGNETTE IN SAGA.

TWO, PR CAMPAIGN RAMPS UP IN FULL SWING AGAINST YAEDE AND EVER SO CLEVER SECOND AMENDMENT HOLDERS NOW REPORTEDLY PUT THINGS IN SAFE AND DUG HOLE AT LOCATION UNKNOWN WITH CONTRABAND PRESUMED INTER FOR FUTURE CAMPAIGNS OF HATE AND MISOGYNY REQUIRING EXTRA BULLETS THAN NORMAL, LIMIT NOW TEN BULLETS PER MAGAZINE PRBOBLY EIGHTEEN-NINETIES HEIGHT OF MASS PRODUCED FIREARM TECHNOLOGY, BUT WE ALL KNOW THEY CRUISIN’ FOR AN EIGHTEEN-SIXTEES BRUSIN’ REAL GOOD, YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF BITCHTITS, HOPEFULLY YA’LL BE ARRESTED BEFORE ANYBODY GETS HURT.

THREE, THE LITTLE KELLY YAEDE STORY ONGOING PAGE ONE ABOVE THE FOLD IN PRINT CAMPAIGN AD IN SUPPORT NOW IDENTIFIED DEMOCRAT JEFF MARTIN, ALLEGEDLY PRESIDENT OF HAMILTON, COUNCIL OF SHITBAG BURROW SWINE WAITING IN LINE FOR FEDERAL PROSECUTOR TO FILE NEXT ROUND OF CORRUPTION CHARGE(S) AGAINST WHOEVER THE FUCK TAKES CONTROL OF THE OTHER MAYOR OF HAMILTON, THEY KNOW IN THAT TOWN AND THEY READ THAT NAME HERE WITH TREPIDATION IN THE EXTREME, YOU’VE BEEN FOUND OUT AT LAST, [REDACT FURTHER DESCRIPTS MAYOR BELOW]. NO YAEDE BLOG TITLE OR URL YET PUBLISHED BY NJ ADVANCE MEDIA, SEARCH BARS AT THE READY, WE WANT THE BOTOX MANIFESTO RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

FOUR, NEW JERSEY PULLS VALEDICTORIAN WITH SOLID B PLUS, INTERIM WATER CZAR KING FENG SHUEI IN WAKE STEPS DOWN, LEAD IN THE WATER OF ZONE ONGOING CRISIS, B PLUS RIPS MASSHOLES’ HEARTS RIGHT OUT DIDN’T EVEN GET INTO HARVARD IDIOTS OF ALL TIME, AND FINALLY FIFTH SEPTEMBER OMEN ANNIVERSARY OF MANSON HUSSY SQUEAKY LYNETTE FROMME FAILED ATTEMPT TO ASSASINATE THEN PRESIDENT GERALD FORD, KNIFE ATTACK FOILED, AND IN TRUE FACT PROCESS CHURCH OF THE FINAL JUDGMENT PLOT SPOLIED, TRUE HANDLER OF THE CHUCKY MANSON RAPE AND MURDER GANG, BOTH FELLOW TRAVELLERS IN ECCENTIRC ORBIT AROUND SCIENTOLOGY, PROCESS RANKING MEMBER.

FIVE, TO BE CONTINUED.

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