FOG OF ALL TIME UPON EASTERN SEABOARD MADE MERRY WITH WINE

HERE BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING ONCE BEFORE GOT BETTER THOUGH JUST A BIT STROKEY AS ONE MAY BE AT FORTY NORTH OR ABOVE IN TIMES OF HOT HEAT BEING AROUND HEATER NOT SO NEAT MORE BETTER NOT THERE AT ALL SORRY FAREWELL ICE BERGHA WE WOULD WISH YOU MANY MORE DAYS AT SEA GETTING BIGGER STRONG AND TALL SINKIN SHIPS ALL DAY THAT COMIN ROUND YOUR WAY DOIN OKIE DOKES OK IDIOTS BETTER OFF STAYIN IN THE BAY

STRUCK BY LIGHTNING ON ABOUT ELEVENTH AUGUST NINETEEN BY ALL LIKELIHOOD BIGGER HEART ATTACK GUN TRUCK BOUND AND IN BID GET SHOCKED ON BACKORDER EVER SINCE WE ALL AGREED HEART ATTACK GUNS ONLY WORK IN REVERSE THESE DAYS