THE 34TH DAY T MINUS FIVE TWENTY-THREE: SALT STORM RECOVERY UNDER DECK ONGOING FOLLOWING BIZARRE TRIO OF HORRIFIC BLACK SALT ICE AND SNOW STORMS WESTERN STATE BLIGHT NOW GOING NATIONWIDE GOOD LUCK STAY INSIDE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

THE 34TH DAY T PLUS FOUR THIRTY-ONE: HERE BE DRAGONS, HERE BE MORE, HERE BE DRAGONS IN THE WOODS, EVER MORE THE WISER, DRAGON SCORE NOW TWICE OR THRICE WHAT IT WAS BEFORE

HERE BE DRAGONS