HAPPENING WATCH

UPDATE. WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT EN ROUTE TO THIS AIR FORCE BASE? ARCHIVE

SOMETHING FELL OUT OF THE SKY EARLIER TODAY,

ISRAELI SATELLITE SHOT DOWN?

ONE WAY OR THE OTHER THE NEWS CYCLE IS UNDER ATTACK BY [REDACTED] IN BID TO SOIL THE JULY FOURTH HOLIDAY, AMONG OTHER OBJECTIVES. NOTE SIMILAR BUT LESS PRONOUNCED ATTACKS ONGOING NEARLY EVERY US HOLIDAY. EVERY SINGLE ONE. YOU KNOW WHO.

REMINDER, FISA RELATED TERRORISM VERY REAL, ANYTIME THERE IS MOVEMENT TOWARDS PROSECUTION OR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE OF WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM, SOMETHING OR OTHER MANAGES TO OBLITERATE THE NEWS CYCLE AS MATTER OF COURSE IN THE ROUTINE BUSINESS OF THE DEEP STATE, SO NAMED, OF WHICH THE CLINTON MACHINE IS A PART. WINK WINK, NOD NOD.

EARLIER TODAY.

COMMIE DEBATE ROUND TWO BUGMEN PRE-VIEW, FIRST STRING AND PEDO JOE IN THE SPOTLIGHT

WHO WE GOT, FROM CLOCKWISE FROM LEFT

PETE BUTTIGIEG, YES YOU GAY AND NO WE’LL MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR IT ALL DAY BECAUSE THAT’S THE CAMPAIGN ISSUE YOU BROUGHT FORTH. NEXT,

UNKNOWN, LITERALLY WHO. NEXT,

BERNIE SANDERS, LITERAL COMMUNIST JEW. DO NOTE, THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF VERMONT NAMES BERNIE PROUD MEMBER DURING COLD WAR. LITERAL COMMUNIST JEW, NOT TO BE TRUSTED WHATSOEVER. WILL PROMISE THE WORLD, WILL DELIVER HELL ON EARTH. NEXT,

KIRSTIN GILLIBRAND, LITERALLY THE SPAWN OF SATAN, WHO WITH MORE THAN ENOUGH EVIDENCE ON FILE AGAINST TO NAME CO-DEFENDANT IN THE NEXT NXIUM PROSECUTION. NOTE, UNELECTED BENEFICIARY OF HILLDAWG NEW YORK SENATE VACANCY AFTER APPOINT SECRETARY OF STATE IN ONGOING NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE CONSEQUENCES NEVER THE SAME ALL AROUND THE WORLD. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THIS ONE SAYS TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY THE PEDOPHILE NETWORKS ARE TRYING TO FOIST UPON US. [SINGLE PAYER HEALTHCARE]

UNKNOWN, LITERALLY WHO. NEXT,

KAMALLAH HARRIS, JUSSIE SMOLLET CO-CONSPIRATOR. ROTTEN FILTH OUT FROM THE ABYSS OF CALIFORNIA TO TERRORIZE THE OTHERWISE HUMAN APPEARING CREATURES THAT ROAM THAT FACE OF EARTH. NEXT,

YANG GANG, HAVE A NICE DAY YANG GANG MADE IT THIS FAR, NEETBUX INBOUND. NEXT,

PEDO JOE BIDEN, YES PLEASE MAKE THE NOMINEE, WE DO WANT TO BRING ALL THE DIRT LEFT UNSTATED IN TWENTY-SIXTEEN FORTH IN TWENTY-TWENTY. THIS ONE GONNA BE GOOD, ESTABLISHMENT CHOICE WHO WILL VOMIT GARBAGE ONTO THE STAGE AND INTO YOUR EARS AND THEN CALLED FRONTRUNNER OF ALL TIME WHOSE LEAD IN THE POLLS JUST LIKE HILLDAWG ELUSIVE AND IMAGINARY. INEVITABLE LOSS WILL BE BLAMED ON RUSSIA. NEXT,

SWALWELL, THE ROTTEN HOUSE CREATURE FROM CALIFORNIA WHO WOULD RATHER NUKE THE HEARTLAND THAN LET AMERICANS OWN GUNS, GUARANTEED LOSER. NEXT,

HICKENLOOPER, LIKE WHAT THE NICE DAY WE COVERED THIS ONE MANY MONTHS AGO, ALTHOUGH HE DID PROMISE TO MAKE ANIME REAL, HE’S STILL A BIG OLE CUCK. NEXT,

REMINDER THEY ALL LOSE IN THE END

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.

NOTHING TO DIASAGREE WITH.

BUGMAN REPLACED WITH ALLEGED HUMAN FEMALE.

BUGMAN NUMBER ONE THOUGH REMAINS, FORCED TO WEAR GLASSES AND FORBIDDEN TO LIFT HEAD UP SUCH THAT HORRIFIC VISAGE WITHHELD.

THE COMMIE FROM VERMONT GRIMACES AT ONE OF THE ONLY HUMAN APPEARING CANDIDATES ON STAGE.

WHY DID THE GANG SAY NO TIE WAS A GOOD IDEA?

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR SPANISH SPOKEN ALOUD EXCEPT FOREIGN INVADERS, BUH BYE.

WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? LIKELY SCAM TO SELL BOOK, PUBLISHED BY WHOM WE WONDER.

THIS SHIT IS A DISASTER ALL AROUND.

WE ARE NOW REQUIRED TO ASK “WHAT SEX CULT(S) DO YOU BELONG TO?” OF ALL OF THE CANDIDATES FROM CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK.

WHO WILL OBVIOUSLY NOT PAY FOR IT OR EVEN HAVE KNOWN IDENTITIES. NOTWITHSTANDING QUESTION OF WHETHER ALL AMERICANS SHOULD BE COVERED PRIOR TO THAT, NOT EXPLICITLY ASKED AND DESPITE BLOVIATION ON HEALTH CARE COVERAGE OF AMERICAN CITIZENS NOT A TRUE CONCERN OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY, WHICH HAS ONLY ONE SINGLE CONCERN, ONE ALONE, THAT IS THE REPLACEMENT OF WHITE AMERICANS WITH AN HISPANIC SLAVE-CASTE FOR PURPOSE RIG EVERY VOTE IN EVERY ELECTION IN PERPETUITITY IN THEIR FAVOR.

THIS A BODY DOUBLE? CUT OFF YOUR PIZZA SUPPLY JOE? TRY TO STROKE OUT GRACEFULLY.

[FIN]

TRUMP WINS BOTH DEMOCRAT DEBATES. YOU CAN NOW TURN THIS SHIT OFF.

THE OTHER WAY AROUND