NEW JERSEY HAPPENING LEDGER, SIX JULY TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN

BOMBS AT THE BEACH CALLED OFF ARCHIVE, CAN’T GO TO THE BEACH ON A FRIDAY, WOMP WOMP. WHO MADE THE THREAT? NO BOTHER, NO FUN ALLOWED,

NO TUBING EITHER, NJ DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION (DEP) THROWS A LEGENDARY HISSY FIT AND DENIES PUBLIC ACCESS TO PUBLIC PARK ON GROUNDS THAT SNACKS MIGHT BE AVAILABLE, REFUSES TO RE-LICENSE AND PROHIBITS ACCESS TO DELAWARE RIVER TO LIKELY NON-UNION TUBING COMPANY WITH SMALL NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES. ULTERIOR MOTIVE AT WORK, THE MOST CLEAR EXAMPLE OF PICKETTERS’ CHARGE IN MOTION EXCERPTED FROM THE ARTICLE,

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE NAME, THE DEP IS NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT.

THEY WILL FOLLOW TO YOUR HOME AS WELL, HOWEVER THEY MIGHT NOT BE UNIFORMED, AND IN ALL LIKELIHOOD WILL BE THE SUBSET OF LABOR UNION MEMBERS THAT ARE TASKED AND PAID TO STALK TARGETED INDIVIDUALS. RATHER VINDICTIVE LOT.

DEAR NJ ADVANCE MEDIA, WHY DO YOU BOTHER REPORTING ON ANYTHING AT ALL? AS USUAL, NO EDIFYING CONTEXT TO BE FOUND. NO REASON TO CARE ABOUT THE PERSON, THE STORY, THE TOWN OR THE CITY ASIDE FROM THE NUMBER THIRTY-FOUR. WOMP WOMP. ARE SHOOTINGS ON THE RISE, WHO KNOWS, WHO CARES, ITS RAINING OUT,

TORNADO ON THE LOOSE, OR SOMETHING, SINGLE CASUALTY CAUGHT ON CCTV. NO STORY OTHERWISE. BUT ELTON SPRINGSTEEN BON JOVI IS UP TO SOMETHING THOUGH, AND IN THE VICINITY OF ASBURY PARK! OH NO!

SAY IT AGAIN. FILTHY BOOMERS. ON TOPIC, EPSTEIN ALLEGEDLY TAKEN INTO FEDERAL CUSTODY AFTER LANDING AT TETERBORO,

NEW JERSEY GETS ONE RIGHT FOR THE DAY.HOWEVER, NJ ADVANCE MEDIA CLAIMS NEW YORK LOCATION OF ARREST, ARCHIVE,

RELATED,

RELATED,

RELATED, LITTLE PELOSI MANAGES TO SPEAK WITH THREATS OF BEHEADING,

RELATED,

RELATED,

FOREIGN MENACE ON THE HORIZON, MUCH UNCHANGED FROM PREVIOUS FOREIGN MENACE

YES INDEED, PENNSYLVANIA REARS ITS UGLY HEAD

FROM FAILED BID IN ITALY TO NEXT ATTEMPT IN PENNSYLVANIA

WHAT IS TRULY AT ISSUE?

WHAT ACTS OF TERRORISM CAN AND INEVITABLY WILL BE COMMISSIONED BY ISRAELI GOVERNMENT THROUGH ASSET IN PENNSYLVANIA.

JUST SHUT IT DOWN ON BASIS ON FOREIGN ENEMY CLASSIFICATION AND SAVE THE COURTS THE TROUBLE.

GO AHEAD AND SHUT DOWN FOX ROTHSCHILD IN ONE FELL SWOOP.

CAN WE BUNDLE THAT IN WITH THE EDGAR SEAMANS BTFO?