TRUMP REELECTION GUARANTEED, BIDEN UKRAINE SCANDAL UPDATE TWENTY-FOUR SEPTEMBER TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION: DEMOCRATS FULL ON PANIC DO THE UNTHINKABLE AND JUSTIFY FULL SCALE ARREST, REPEAT MASS ARREST INBOUND, REALIZE THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT WE WILL SEE WHAT ACTS OF TERRORISM ARE USED TO BLACKMAIL [REDACT] THIS ACTION FROM BEING TAKEN.]

WE DON’T REALLY BELIEVE THIS WILL OCCUR, WOULD BE NICE IF IT DID. AWAITING RESPONSE FROM REPUBLICANS WHO WILL NOT SATISFY THE NEED FOR JUSTICE HERE OR EVEN ALLUDE TO IT,!WILL JUST TAKE RHETORICAL TONE OF MOST ANNOYING PUSSY COP-OUT LIKE, SUCH HYPOCRITES OMG, NO YOU ARREST AND DO NOT RELEASE EVER AGAIN BOTH BIDENS ON THE SPOT, WE DO LIKE YOU LIKE THE NOTION THAT REPUBLICAN WILL BE LIKE SEMI-SOMNOLESCENT DUE TO FULL KNOWLEDGE OF DEMOCRAT SUICIDE PACT, BUT STILL, FOREIGN COLLUSION IS REAL AND ITS RIGHT HERE. STAY TUNED!

UNBELIEVABLE

THE 34TH DAY T MINUS EIGHTEEN-HUNDRED

FLORIDA AT IT AGAIN, COUNTY OF BROWARD, NINE FIVE FOUR, YOU KNOW WHOS, WHOIS SERVERS ARE NOW GONE

WHAT BLEW UP HERE AND WHAT HEINOUS CRIMES ARE BEING CONCEALED? NY POST ARCHIVE, JUST A PLAIN OLD SUBURBAN SHOPPING COMPLEX, SHITBOX CENTRAL INDEED,

WHAT EXACTLY BLEW UP? LOCUSTS WOULD BE THE OBVIOUS CHOICE, SIZE OF THE BUILDING AND THE NAME ITSELF, THANK YOU THING, LOCUST IS A TROPE IN THE VERBIAGE OF THIS [REDACT].

IT APPEARS THAT AN LA FITNESS WAS BOMBED. PERHAPS ONE TOO MANY PROPERLY EXECUTED BARBELL SQUATS. HINT HINT. LOCUSTS GARDENS LP CONSULTANTS,

WHAT EXACTLY BLEW UP AND WHERE?

CODE NINJA? PIZZA PLACE? GYM? LOCUSTS CONSULTANTS? SHADES OF GAS BOMB ACADEMY. STAY TUNED!

HERE WE GO!

DEBBIE ON THE CASE!

THE MYSTERY WILL SURELY BE SOLVED!

FANCY THAT, DIRECT LINK.

COAL BILLIONAIRE MURDERED?

HELICOPTER WITH SIX OTHERS ON BOARD CRASHED IN THE BAHAMAS ON FOURTH JULY TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN, NO PUBLIC STATEMENT YET ISSUED ON CAUSE OF THE CRASH, FOX BUSINESS ARCHIVE.

PLAUSIBLE MOTIVE,

PLAUSIBLY RELATED,

CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE WITH AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION ACROSS THE CARIBBEAN, CENTRAL AMERICA AND THE INDIAN OCEAN, INCLUDING THE TARGETING OF VACATION RESORTS IN THE CARIBBEAN, MOST CURIOUS AND MOST CONCERNING IN LIGHT THE RECENT STRING OF AMERICAN TOURISTS SUDDENLY FALLING ILL AND DYING IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, REFER TO IN-DEPTH REPORT ON THIS MATTER AT COREYS DIGS, BOTH MAPS EXCERPTED FROM SAME.

PLAUSIBLY RELATED,

CBS ARCHIVE, ALSO NOTE RECENT DEVELOPMENT OF CLINTON MACHINE INEXPLICABLY BECOMING INVOLVED IN THE MATTER,

SURELY THESE LOT WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MYSTERY, NY POST ARCHIVE.

HAPPENING WATCH

UPDATE. WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT EN ROUTE TO THIS AIR FORCE BASE? ARCHIVE

SOMETHING FELL OUT OF THE SKY EARLIER TODAY,

ISRAELI SATELLITE SHOT DOWN?

ONE WAY OR THE OTHER THE NEWS CYCLE IS UNDER ATTACK BY [REDACTED] IN BID TO SOIL THE JULY FOURTH HOLIDAY, AMONG OTHER OBJECTIVES. NOTE SIMILAR BUT LESS PRONOUNCED ATTACKS ONGOING NEARLY EVERY US HOLIDAY. EVERY SINGLE ONE. YOU KNOW WHO.

REMINDER, FISA RELATED TERRORISM VERY REAL, ANYTIME THERE IS MOVEMENT TOWARDS PROSECUTION OR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE OF WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM, SOMETHING OR OTHER MANAGES TO OBLITERATE THE NEWS CYCLE AS MATTER OF COURSE IN THE ROUTINE BUSINESS OF THE DEEP STATE, SO NAMED, OF WHICH THE CLINTON MACHINE IS A PART. WINK WINK, NOD NOD.

EARLIER TODAY.