THE 34TH DAY T MINUS ONE ONE ONE NINE: KFC BLOWS UP IN EDEN, KENTUCKY AS MAUCH STALK DAY BEGINS, THE EXPLOSION AT THE EXACT MOMENT THE CLOCK STRIKES TWEVLE THIRTY-THREE FORTY AM EST IN SPECTACULAR REMARK ON THE TELL OF THE TERRORIST PLOT AT THE HELM OF THIS HERE TERRORIST ATTACK, GAS BOMB ACADEMY THE TELL, GAS LEAK ONCE CLAIM ONE TIME ALONE AND NEVER AGAIN MENTIONED

NEW JERSEY CONNECTION TO FLORIDA EXPLOSION THAT WOUNDED TWENTY PLUS

PIZZAFIRE LIKELY EPICENTER,

PIZZAFIRE WEBSITE LISTS ONE JERSEY LOCATION, FLORIDA ABSENT, OHIO TOPS THE LIST,

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, THIRTY-FOURS ACROSS THE BOARD, DEAR READER, INDEED IMPLICIT BY THIS POINT, ENTITY SO NAMED MOPRO IDENTIFIED AS DESIGNER OF PIZZAFIRE WEBSITE,

EMERGENCIES INDEED, FLED TO ISRAEL ALREADY? INFINITE SCROLL, NICE SHIRT BRUV,

REFER TO THE NET AND THE NEST, BACK TO PIZZAFIRE,

HYDROPONICS IN YOUR RESTAURANT? WHERE WOULD THOSE BE? HMM, WINK WINK, NOD NOD. RETURN TO NORTH PLAINFIELD, GAP JUNCTION ONE ABOVE,

WHERE DO WE KNOW PERKINS FROM? BRINGS US RIGHT BACK TO THE HOPEWELL,

DING MOTHERFUCKING DING, THE MUNICODE MYSTERY STRIKES AGAIN. RECALL HOPEWELL FAILED BID TO SHUT DOWN BAETYL.

DO NOTE HERMANN ROAD, HELLO PLAINSBORO, HELLO EAST WINDSOR, MANY OF THE NAMES ON THE RUN DATE LIST ARE PLAUSIBLE DUPLICATES, ESPIONAGE TRADE NAMES AND/OR ALIASES. NEW JERSEY IS A RATHER ADVANCED TECHNOCRATIC DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE, THE LOGISTICS OF TERRORISM ARE BUILT IN, THING THANK YOU MUCH. JUST ANOTHER DAY IN BROWARD, MIAMI HERALD DIRECT LINK,

WHO OWNS PIZZAFIRE?

CLOSED AND BLOWN-UP PLANTATION, FLORIDA LOCATION REVIEW,

THE POTEMKIN REVIEW RACKET STRIKES AGAIN,

NO BUGS EH?

FLORIDA AT IT AGAIN, COUNTY OF BROWARD, NINE FIVE FOUR, YOU KNOW WHOS, WHOIS SERVERS ARE NOW GONE

WHAT BLEW UP HERE AND WHAT HEINOUS CRIMES ARE BEING CONCEALED? NY POST ARCHIVE, JUST A PLAIN OLD SUBURBAN SHOPPING COMPLEX, SHITBOX CENTRAL INDEED,

WHAT EXACTLY BLEW UP? LOCUSTS WOULD BE THE OBVIOUS CHOICE, SIZE OF THE BUILDING AND THE NAME ITSELF, THANK YOU THING, LOCUST IS A TROPE IN THE VERBIAGE OF THIS [REDACT].

IT APPEARS THAT AN LA FITNESS WAS BOMBED. PERHAPS ONE TOO MANY PROPERLY EXECUTED BARBELL SQUATS. HINT HINT. LOCUSTS GARDENS LP CONSULTANTS,

WHAT EXACTLY BLEW UP AND WHERE?

CODE NINJA? PIZZA PLACE? GYM? LOCUSTS CONSULTANTS? SHADES OF GAS BOMB ACADEMY. STAY TUNED!

HERE WE GO!

DEBBIE ON THE CASE!

THE MYSTERY WILL SURELY BE SOLVED!

FANCY THAT, DIRECT LINK.