HAPPENING WATCH CONTINUES, DAY FIVE, FOUR JULY TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN

FIRST. BASED BRITS, SALTY COMMIES, GUARDIAN ARCHIVE.

TWO. BRITS AND GIBRALTARIAN POLICE SECURE ‘IRANIAN’ OIL TANKER, THE REAL REASON FOR WHICH NOT EXACTLY CLEAR AT THE PRESENT TIME, EVENING STANDARD ARCHIVE.

THREE. AIRCRAFT CARRIER* QUEEN ELIZABETH AND FULLY ARMED BATTLEGROUP ALLEGEDLY EN ROUTE TO HONK KONG, ALL KNOWN LINKS SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

FOUR. HELLO, APOCALYPSE HERE, ARE YOU FREE LATER? WHAT ABOUT NOW?

DATELINE HONG KONG

PARLIAMENT STORMED, COMMIES BEAT THE FUCK OUT