ATLANTIC CITY PRESS WORST IN CLASS, FRONT PAGE SHOCK CLAIM LAST WINTER NEITHER WINTRY NOR CHILLY, OTHERWISE CONFUSED AND INDIGNANT ABOUT WINTER

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METEOROLOGIST JOE MARTUCCI SAYS HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT MEANT BY FARMER’S ALMANAC CLAIM OF “FROSTY, WET & WHITE” WINTER” LAST YEAR, GOES ON TO ASSERT REDNECKS SOMEWHAT RIGHT, MAYBE LUCKY GUESS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, FURTHER CLAIM LAST WINTER NEITHER WINTRY NOR CHILLY, ANYTHING BUT, IN NONSENSE BID TO DISPARAGE FARMER’S ALMANAC BEFORE ILLITERATE CITY FOLK WHO DO NOT CARE ABOUT WORDS OR PREDICTIONS FROM COMMUNIST RAG MASQUERADING AS FLAGSHIP NEWSPAPER OF COASTAL JERSEY HELLSCAPE.