THE CONCEALED MAUCH CHUNK HENGE COMPLEX AS VIEWED FROM THE MOST HIGH VANTAGE POINT UPON A CLIFF LEDGE ORIENTED DIRECTLY TO NORTH SOME THOUSAND FEET OR MORE ABOVE THE MOST SERENDIPITOUS CURVE OF LEHIGH’S RIVER

WE DO RETURN, THANKS GOD, TO OUR ONGOING STUDY OF THE MAUCH CHUNK HENGE COMPLEX, INDEED FOLLOWING FROM RUDIMENTARY MEASUREMENTS AND ORIENTATIONS OF THE FIRST OF MANY BURIAL AND LIKELY CEREMONIAL MOUNDS IS OF A DISTINCTIVE ROCKY TYPE THAT IS APART FROM THE CLASSIC EXAMPLES OF THE HOPEWELL AND ADENA MOUNDS AND EARTHWORKS. ASIDE FROM SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER DIAMETER, THE MOUND EXHIBITED ON THE COVER OF THE TEXT BELOW ON EUROPEAN COPPER AND BRONZE AGE LITHIC CULTURES, IS THE MOST SIMILAR IN TERMS OF AVERAGE STONE SIZE AND WALL HEIGHT,

HOWEVER, THAT MOST SURFICIAL ANALYSIS WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF WHERE AND WHEN DEPICTED ROCKY MOUND-RING-WALL BUILT AND IF INDEED CENTRAL ANTECHAMBER LEADING TO SUB-CHAMBERS HAS BEEN DISCOVERED. WE WOULD CONFIDENTLY BET YES INDEED, LOOK OUT BELOW,

THE LADY OF THE MISTS AND COMPANY DID INDEED PUT ON A RATHER UNBELIEVABLE PERFORMANCE ON A RECENT MORNING AS THE EASTERN SUN LEADS THE WAY TO THE MAUCH CHUNK HIDDEN VALLEY IN THE FOREST THAT ONE SO GENEROUS LADY OF THE WOODS DID TIP THE ONE SO NAMED BIGGIE CHUNGUS OFF TO NOW, SOME DAYS BEFORE, WITH MANY REMINDERS TO PLEASE GET IN GEAR AND GO SINCE THAT FIRST EARLY MORNING, YES INDEED, TALLY HO! THE CITY OF GOLD AWAITS! MAYBE, WE PRETTY SURE THOUGH. YOU CAN EMAIL WEE B AND HE’LL PASS ALONG THE NOTE TO GET YOU LUCKY DOGS SOME DOUBLE G NUGGETS OR TWO IF YOU GOT ANY INFORMATION ON THE PLAINSBORO CASE CAUSE BIGGIE BABY IS BEFUDDLING THE LOCALS WHO DIDN’T KNOW THE THK G EVEN HAPPENED DURING RATHER EXHAUSTIVE BID TO CHIT CHAT WITH THE LOCALS FOR SOME LOCAL GRAPES ON THE APPARENTLY ROTTEN GRAPEVINE. PBOR COPS OUT WITH THE SPOTLIGHTS THOUGH. NOTHING NEW, NO INFO, NONE TO BE HAD WHATSOEVER ASIDE FROM AMAZING COINCIDENCE OF FRIEND CASE IN VICINITY. WE GOT A TIP FROM NOT A T OR F OR B OR EYE THAT COCAINE LOCALS GETTIN LOOKS AND BOBS MAY BE BACK. NICE NEW GYM THOUGH, CHUNGUS USED TO BE REIGNING ALPHA CHAMP, YOU ALREADY KNOW, AND NO HE DIDN’T GET KICKED OUT HE JUST RETIRED TO A LIFE OF YOGA AND GOLD. SLEEPY B SAW A BIG OL SNEK AND HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE CAMERA, DAYUM SHAME. THE LADY OF THE MISTS IS CALLING. OVER.

WEATHER PERMITS,

NEW DISCOVERY UPDATE

UNBELIEVABLE DISCOVERY OF THIRD CHAMBER MADE AFTER FOLLOWING TERRACED TERMINUS OF MOUND FIVE TO A ROCKY MOUND HIDING AN UNBELIEVABLE SECRET IN THE THIRD AND MOST CLEARLY ARTICULATED INNER CHAMBER THAT DOES INDEED EXHIBIT HUMAN ACTIVITY BOTH DESTRUCTIVE AND CONSERVATORY, WITH THE SCOPE OF THE BURIAL CHAMBER PLAUSIBLY LEADING TO SUB-CHAMBER CLEARLY SEEN IN THE INCOMPLETE SET OF PHOTOGRAPHS TAKEN EARLIER TODAY BY CHUNGUS AS SEEN BELOW,

MORE TO COME. LIKELY DISCOVERY OF ACCESSIBLE PETROGLYPHS.

UPDATE ON THE CARDINAL ORIENTATION OF THESE MOUNDS IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE WATERMARK OF THE ARCHITECTS, DUE SOUTH

RETURN TO MOUND FIVE, LEVEL FIVE*

THE SERIES OF PHOTOGRAPHS ACCOMPANYING THIS NOTE ARE FURTHER EXHIBITIONS OF MOUND FIVE FROM DIFFERENT VANTAGE POINTS THAT DESCRIBE A FEATURE OF THIS STRUCTURE TYPE WHEREBY A NOTCH IS PRESENT IN THE SOUTH FACING CONVEX ROCKY WALL THAT IS POINTS DUE SOUTH.

MOUND FIVE EAST FACING WALL WITH MOST THAT MOST RECOGNIZABLE SEVEN-SIDED POLYHEDRON BLOCK, INDEED MEASUREMENTS AND GEOPOLYMERS TO COME, THAT IS IN ALL LIKELIHOOD AN ENGINEERED BLOCK MADE OF WHITE QUARTZ SANDSTONE THAT IS MOST PREVALENT IN THESE STRUCTURES AND IS MORE OFTEN THAN NOT COVERED IN A LAYER OF TEAL LICHENS, RECALL THE LICHEN COPPER THESIS, PLAUSIBLY COINCIDENCE. THERE IS HOWEVER IRON INDEED IN A VANISHINGLY SMALL NUMBER OF ROCKS STREWN ABOUT THAT REVEAL THEIR STRIPES THAT DO INDEED NESTLE AMONGST THE ROCK MESS LITTERED WITH THE MOST HIGH PETROGLYPHS, OF NOTE IN PECUILAR ABUNDANCE,

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

THE MAUCH CHUNK HENGE COMPLEX IS LARGELY STILL BURIED UNDER EARTH, ROCK AND FUNGI, PLEASE DO NOT GO DIGGING, DO NOT DISTURB THE BEAUTIFUL WEE BABY ROCKS AND THE LITHS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MEGA, ALL OF WHOM HAVE MUCH TO TELL, NOT SO IN YOUR FILTHY BASEMENT. THERE MAY BE VERY ANCIENT LANGUAGE OF THE HIGHEST SIGNIFANCE ON THE STONES IN THE WALLS OF THOSE STRUCTURES HEREUPON IN EXHIBITION AND UNDER SLOW-GOING STUDY. THANK YOU MUCH.

NEW JERSEY HAPPENING LEDGER, SIX JULY TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN

BOMBS AT THE BEACH CALLED OFF ARCHIVE, CAN’T GO TO THE BEACH ON A FRIDAY, WOMP WOMP. WHO MADE THE THREAT? NO BOTHER, NO FUN ALLOWED,

NO TUBING EITHER, NJ DEPARTMENT OF ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION (DEP) THROWS A LEGENDARY HISSY FIT AND DENIES PUBLIC ACCESS TO PUBLIC PARK ON GROUNDS THAT SNACKS MIGHT BE AVAILABLE, REFUSES TO RE-LICENSE AND PROHIBITS ACCESS TO DELAWARE RIVER TO LIKELY NON-UNION TUBING COMPANY WITH SMALL NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES. ULTERIOR MOTIVE AT WORK, THE MOST CLEAR EXAMPLE OF PICKETTERS’ CHARGE IN MOTION EXCERPTED FROM THE ARTICLE,

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE NAME, THE DEP IS NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT.

THEY WILL FOLLOW TO YOUR HOME AS WELL, HOWEVER THEY MIGHT NOT BE UNIFORMED, AND IN ALL LIKELIHOOD WILL BE THE SUBSET OF LABOR UNION MEMBERS THAT ARE TASKED AND PAID TO STALK TARGETED INDIVIDUALS. RATHER VINDICTIVE LOT.

DEAR NJ ADVANCE MEDIA, WHY DO YOU BOTHER REPORTING ON ANYTHING AT ALL? AS USUAL, NO EDIFYING CONTEXT TO BE FOUND. NO REASON TO CARE ABOUT THE PERSON, THE STORY, THE TOWN OR THE CITY ASIDE FROM THE NUMBER THIRTY-FOUR. WOMP WOMP. ARE SHOOTINGS ON THE RISE, WHO KNOWS, WHO CARES, ITS RAINING OUT,

TORNADO ON THE LOOSE, OR SOMETHING, SINGLE CASUALTY CAUGHT ON CCTV. NO STORY OTHERWISE. BUT ELTON SPRINGSTEEN BON JOVI IS UP TO SOMETHING THOUGH, AND IN THE VICINITY OF ASBURY PARK! OH NO!

SAY IT AGAIN. FILTHY BOOMERS. ON TOPIC, EPSTEIN ALLEGEDLY TAKEN INTO FEDERAL CUSTODY AFTER LANDING AT TETERBORO,

NEW JERSEY GETS ONE RIGHT FOR THE DAY.HOWEVER, NJ ADVANCE MEDIA CLAIMS NEW YORK LOCATION OF ARREST, ARCHIVE,

RELATED,

RELATED,

RELATED, LITTLE PELOSI MANAGES TO SPEAK WITH THREATS OF BEHEADING,

RELATED,

RELATED,

COMMIE DEBATE ROUND TWO BUGMEN PRE-VIEW, FIRST STRING AND PEDO JOE IN THE SPOTLIGHT

WHO WE GOT, FROM CLOCKWISE FROM LEFT

PETE BUTTIGIEG, YES YOU GAY AND NO WE’LL MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR IT ALL DAY BECAUSE THAT’S THE CAMPAIGN ISSUE YOU BROUGHT FORTH. NEXT,

UNKNOWN, LITERALLY WHO. NEXT,

BERNIE SANDERS, LITERAL COMMUNIST JEW. DO NOTE, THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF VERMONT NAMES BERNIE PROUD MEMBER DURING COLD WAR. LITERAL COMMUNIST JEW, NOT TO BE TRUSTED WHATSOEVER. WILL PROMISE THE WORLD, WILL DELIVER HELL ON EARTH. NEXT,

KIRSTIN GILLIBRAND, LITERALLY THE SPAWN OF SATAN, WHO WITH MORE THAN ENOUGH EVIDENCE ON FILE AGAINST TO NAME CO-DEFENDANT IN THE NEXT NXIUM PROSECUTION. NOTE, UNELECTED BENEFICIARY OF HILLDAWG NEW YORK SENATE VACANCY AFTER APPOINT SECRETARY OF STATE IN ONGOING NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE CONSEQUENCES NEVER THE SAME ALL AROUND THE WORLD. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THIS ONE SAYS TO KNOW WHAT EXACTLY THE PEDOPHILE NETWORKS ARE TRYING TO FOIST UPON US. [SINGLE PAYER HEALTHCARE]

UNKNOWN, LITERALLY WHO. NEXT,

KAMALLAH HARRIS, JUSSIE SMOLLET CO-CONSPIRATOR. ROTTEN FILTH OUT FROM THE ABYSS OF CALIFORNIA TO TERRORIZE THE OTHERWISE HUMAN APPEARING CREATURES THAT ROAM THAT FACE OF EARTH. NEXT,

YANG GANG, HAVE A NICE DAY YANG GANG MADE IT THIS FAR, NEETBUX INBOUND. NEXT,

PEDO JOE BIDEN, YES PLEASE MAKE THE NOMINEE, WE DO WANT TO BRING ALL THE DIRT LEFT UNSTATED IN TWENTY-SIXTEEN FORTH IN TWENTY-TWENTY. THIS ONE GONNA BE GOOD, ESTABLISHMENT CHOICE WHO WILL VOMIT GARBAGE ONTO THE STAGE AND INTO YOUR EARS AND THEN CALLED FRONTRUNNER OF ALL TIME WHOSE LEAD IN THE POLLS JUST LIKE HILLDAWG ELUSIVE AND IMAGINARY. INEVITABLE LOSS WILL BE BLAMED ON RUSSIA. NEXT,

SWALWELL, THE ROTTEN HOUSE CREATURE FROM CALIFORNIA WHO WOULD RATHER NUKE THE HEARTLAND THAN LET AMERICANS OWN GUNS, GUARANTEED LOSER. NEXT,

HICKENLOOPER, LIKE WHAT THE NICE DAY WE COVERED THIS ONE MANY MONTHS AGO, ALTHOUGH HE DID PROMISE TO MAKE ANIME REAL, HE’S STILL A BIG OLE CUCK. NEXT,

REMINDER THEY ALL LOSE IN THE END

COMMERCIAL BREAK

BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.

NOTHING TO DIASAGREE WITH.

BUGMAN REPLACED WITH ALLEGED HUMAN FEMALE.

BUGMAN NUMBER ONE THOUGH REMAINS, FORCED TO WEAR GLASSES AND FORBIDDEN TO LIFT HEAD UP SUCH THAT HORRIFIC VISAGE WITHHELD.

THE COMMIE FROM VERMONT GRIMACES AT ONE OF THE ONLY HUMAN APPEARING CANDIDATES ON STAGE.

WHY DID THE GANG SAY NO TIE WAS A GOOD IDEA?

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR SPANISH SPOKEN ALOUD EXCEPT FOREIGN INVADERS, BUH BYE.

WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? LIKELY SCAM TO SELL BOOK, PUBLISHED BY WHOM WE WONDER.

THIS SHIT IS A DISASTER ALL AROUND.

WE ARE NOW REQUIRED TO ASK “WHAT SEX CULT(S) DO YOU BELONG TO?” OF ALL OF THE CANDIDATES FROM CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK.

WHO WILL OBVIOUSLY NOT PAY FOR IT OR EVEN HAVE KNOWN IDENTITIES. NOTWITHSTANDING QUESTION OF WHETHER ALL AMERICANS SHOULD BE COVERED PRIOR TO THAT, NOT EXPLICITLY ASKED AND DESPITE BLOVIATION ON HEALTH CARE COVERAGE OF AMERICAN CITIZENS NOT A TRUE CONCERN OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY, WHICH HAS ONLY ONE SINGLE CONCERN, ONE ALONE, THAT IS THE REPLACEMENT OF WHITE AMERICANS WITH AN HISPANIC SLAVE-CASTE FOR PURPOSE RIG EVERY VOTE IN EVERY ELECTION IN PERPETUITITY IN THEIR FAVOR.

THIS A BODY DOUBLE? CUT OFF YOUR PIZZA SUPPLY JOE? TRY TO STROKE OUT GRACEFULLY.

[FIN]

TRUMP WINS BOTH DEMOCRAT DEBATES. YOU CAN NOW TURN THIS SHIT OFF.