LAKEWOOD

PUTTING UP NUMBERS THAT SHOULDN’T BE POSSIBLE. GET THE HECK IN AND HAVE A NICE DAY, BECAUSE YOU’RE GETTING WHEREVER YOU NEED TO GO RIGHT QUICK.

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HOW DO THEY DO IT? ONE NEAT TRICK.

IF THEY SAY “JAY, WE THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN DRIVING A LITTLE TOO FAST”, OR “JAY, YOU BETTER WATCH IT OR YOU MIGHT GET IN AN ACCIDENT”, YOU SAY “WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HOLOCAUST MY PEOPLE AGAIN?”

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WHAT DO THEY HAVE ON MURPHY?

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PUBLIC VERSUS PRIVATE PUBLIC

IS THE PRIVATE SCHOOL BUSING AUTHORITY AFFILIATED IN ANY CAPACITY WITH JAY’S BUSES? OR HAVE THE HASIDIC AND ORTHODOX JEWS BEEN SPARED FROM THE HORRORS OF JAY’S DRIVING, WHICH REMAINS AN APPARENT THREAT TO THE NOT JEWISH PUBLIC STUDENT BODY IN VICINITY OF THE SHORE.

WE DO WONDER WHO EXACTLY RUNS JAY’S BUSES, AND IF THAT ENTITY IS INTENTIONALLY MALICIOUS IN STANDING ORDER OF CONDUCT TOWARDS YOU KNOW WHOS, YES INDEED, THE NOT JEWS, WHO BY VIRTUE OF NEW JERSEY HELLSCAPE POLITICS ARE EXPLICITLY INSULTED, YET AGAIN, ON THE BASIS OF RACE AND RELIGION, THE PARENTS OF WHOM ALREADY RAIDED BY THE STATE FOR CAPITAL OR POCKET-CHANGE SUMMARILY HANDED OVER TO THE ALLEGED THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND HASIDIC AND ORTHODOX JEWS ENROLLED IN ASTRONOMICAL NUMBER OF JEWISH PRIVATE SCHOOLS THAT ARE CLAIMED BY THE ASBURY PARK PRESS TO NUMBER ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY IN ONE TOWN ALONE.

IS THIS A TERRORIST INDOCTRINATION-TRAINING-CAMP NETWORK? JA. REFER TO HOWELL.

WHERE EXACTLY?

WE DO FORSEE THE HOME-SCHOOL OF A LAVISHLY DECORATED APARTMENT, FORMERLY RAIDED BY [LAW ENFORCEMENT], AS ONE OF THOSE PRIVATE SCHOOLS WHOSE FURNISHINGS PAID FOR BY THE LOCAL TAXPAYERS, FOR ONE MAN ALONE PLAUSIBLY IN EXCESS OF GROSS LIFETIME REMITTANCES TO STATE IN TAXES, WELL LIKELY, A LIFETIME OF GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT SQUANDERED ON A SINGLE APARTMENT FRAUDULENTLY CLAIMED TO BE A PRIVATE SCHOOL, APPARENTLY REFERRED TO AS A YESHIVA, ALL ONE-HUNDRED THIRTY PLUS FUNDED BY PUBLIC MONIES IN EXCLUSION OF TUITION FOR THE HOMOGENOUS STUDENT BODY, INDEED IN RATHER ABSURD MOCKERY OF EVERY CATHOLIC SCHOOL IN THE STATE, WHOSE INSTITUTIONS AND STUDENTS ARE IN COMPARISON TO THE AFORESAID THOSE OF A FAR ADVANCED CIVILIZATION.

FURTHERMORE, ANY LAKEWOOD YESHIVA THAT HAS A RECOGNIZABLE ENGLISH NAME IN NEAR CERTAINTY FOLLOWING FROM ENTRY INTO THE PUBLIC RECORD AS SUBJECT OF INVESTIGATION OR PROSECUTION WITH LIKELY INVOLVEMENT OF FOREIGN OR DUAL CITIZEN IN EGREGIOUS THEFT OF PUBLIC MONIES. EVERY TIME.

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