COAL BILLIONAIRE MURDERED?

HELICOPTER WITH SIX OTHERS ON BOARD CRASHED IN THE BAHAMAS ON FOURTH JULY TWO-THOUSAND NINETEEN, NO PUBLIC STATEMENT YET ISSUED ON CAUSE OF THE CRASH, FOX BUSINESS ARCHIVE.

PLAUSIBLE MOTIVE,

PLAUSIBLY RELATED,

CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE WITH AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION ACROSS THE CARIBBEAN, CENTRAL AMERICA AND THE INDIAN OCEAN, INCLUDING THE TARGETING OF VACATION RESORTS IN THE CARIBBEAN, MOST CURIOUS AND MOST CONCERNING IN LIGHT THE RECENT STRING OF AMERICAN TOURISTS SUDDENLY FALLING ILL AND DYING IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, REFER TO IN-DEPTH REPORT ON THIS MATTER AT COREYS DIGS, BOTH MAPS EXCERPTED FROM SAME.

PLAUSIBLY RELATED,

CBS ARCHIVE, ALSO NOTE RECENT DEVELOPMENT OF CLINTON MACHINE INEXPLICABLY BECOMING INVOLVED IN THE MATTER,

SURELY THESE LOT WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MYSTERY, NY POST ARCHIVE.

TRENTON, ZONE

SUCH IS LIFE IN THE ZONE

ARCHIVE

REFER TO THE “WHY THERE ARE NO TOURISTS IN TRENTON” SERIES THAT MAY OR NOT MAY BE FOUND IN THE ARCHIVE.

“CUZ WE AIN’T INTERESTED IN YO SHIT NO MOAR”

THAT SOUNDS RATHER FAMILIAR.

“SIR OR MA’AM, PLEASE TRY AND ACT PROFESSIONAL” (TRUE STORY)

DOES ZHANG HAVE “INCORRECT” POLITICAL LEANINGS?

DID ONOFRI NOT GET BRIBED?

APRIL FOOLS ON THE CASE

STORY EXCEEDINGLY SHORT ON DETAILS. WHY NOW ARE “STUDENTS” SUSPECTED? ARCHIVE LINK.

OH, APRIL FOOLS, ONOFRI ON THE CASE, DOUGHNUT REPORTEDLY INDICTED, NO SURPRISE IT REMAINS UNSOLVED.

“RELIGOUS ORGANIZATION NOW OWNS”

WHAT RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATION? PRETTY CRITICAL POINT TO OVERLOOK.

FIRST QUESTION A REASONABLE PERSON MIGHT ASK, WHO OR WHAT MAY HAVE BEEN IRASCED AT TOWN TOPICS TOPIC ON ABOUT SECOND APRIL NINETEEN EIGHTY-NINE?

SECOND QUESTION, WHY NJ DOT COM, YOU CHOSE TO REPORT ON THE TOPIC BUT FAIL TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT THE STORY OR INVESTIGATION?

WILL TURN TO TOWN TOPICS FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

“MUH TOPICS”

NOTHING AT ALL RELATED, ALTHOUGH NOTED CLINTON AND OBAMA ECONOMIST KRUEGER REPORTEDLY COMMITTED SUICIDE. (BAETYL HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ONOFRI)

“THANKS O’BAMA”

WHEREIN WE ALSO FIND ADVERT FOR CHINER PEDOPHILE GROOMING OPERATION AT THE RECENTLY DEPARTED PRINCETON RIDER SATELLITE SOLD TO AFOREMENTIONED CHINESE COMMUNISTS IN PERHAPS MOST IDIOTIC DECISION OF STATE OF NEW JERSEY IN LAST HUNDRED YEARS. (ANONYMOUS TIP INFORMS ONOFRI BRIBED DURING SALE PROCESS).

“I WISH I COULD READ”

“KAIWEN EDUCATION” IN BID TO OCCUPY PRISTINE REAL ESTATE IN HEART OF PRINCETON THROUGH CAMPUS PURCHASE DETAILS UNTIL RECENTLY HIDDEN FROM PUBLIC, OF NOTE POSITIONING CANCEROUS FOREIGN ENTITY IN BETWEEN RESIDENTS AND PUBLIC SCHOOLS OF PRINCETON IN KNOWN BID TO ACCELERATE ONGOING REAL ESTATE BUY OUT OF PRINCETON AND SURROUNDING AREAS.

ARCHIVE LINK.