THE 34TH DAY T MINUS FOUR TWO TWO THREE FOUR: BASKETBALL IS NO MORE

CANCELLED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE PR SCAM HEATS UP

THE 34TH DAY T MINUS THREE ZERO FIFTEEN: WHILE OTHERWISE ENGAGED IN IMMENSELY IMPORTANT ENDEAVORS

THE PHONE RINGS

SEVEN SEVEN ZERO FORTY THREE ZERO THREE GOTCHA

HMM, WHO COULD IT BE?
YES INDEED MISTER WILSON PLEASE DO HECK RIGHT OFF
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