30:4-27.10. COURT PROCEEDINGS FOR INVOLUNTARY COMMITMENT

THE SECRET PROCEEDING

(A) PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY SHALL INITIATE COURT PROCEEDINGS FOR INVOLUNTARY COMMITMENT BY SUBMITTING TO THE COURT A CLINICAL CERTIFICATE COMPLETED BY A PSYCHIATRIST ON THE PATIENT’S TREATMENT TEAM AND THE SCREENING CERTIFICATE WHICH AUTHORIZED ADMISSION OF THE PATIENT TO THE FACILITY; PROVIDED, HOWEVER, THAT BOTH CERTIFICATES SHALL NOT BE SIGNED BY THE SAME PSYCHIATRIST UNLESS THE PSYCHIATRIST HAS MADE A REASONABLE BUT UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPT TO HAVE ANOTHER PSYCHIATRIST CONDUCT THE EVALUATION AND EXECUTE THE CERTIFICATE [ED. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO DIFFERENT PSYCHIATRISTS SUBMIT THE SAME EXACT DOCUMENT, BOTH FILLED WITH THE MOST FANTASTICAL CLAIMS, FRAUD THROUGH AND THROUGH, AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THAT SAME PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY EITHER FAILS TO INITIATE OR HIDES THE EXISTENCE OF A COURT PROCEEDING? KIDNAPPING? JAIL TIME?]

(B) COURT PROCEEDINGS FOR THE INVOLUNTARY COMMITMENT OF ANY PERSON NOT REFERRED BY A SCREENING SERVICE MAY BE INITIATED BY THE SUBMISSION TO THE COURT OF TWO CLINICAL CERTIFICATES, AT LEAST ONE OF WHICH IS PREPARED BY A PSYCHIATRIST. THE PERSON SHALL NOT BE INVOLUNTARILY COMMITTED BEFORE THE COURT ISSUES A TEMPORARY COURT ORDER. [ED. AND WHAT IF THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK? WHAT IF THE SCREENING SERVICE COMMITTED FRAUD IN THE REFERRAL PROCESS?]

(C) INMATES […]

(D) ATTORNEY GENERAL INITIATES […]

(E) RELATIVES BY BLOOD OR MARRIAGE […]

(F) UPON RECEIVING THESE DOCUMENTS [ED. WHAT DOCUMENTS?] THE COURT SHALL IMMEDIATELY REVIEW THEM IN ORDER TO DETERMINE WHETHER THERE IS PROBABLE CAUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THE PERSON IS IN NEED OF INVOLUNTARY COMMITMENT. [ED. IF PSYCHIATRIST KNOWINGLY ALLEGED FRAUD HISTORY OF MENTAL ILLNESS OR DRUG ABUSE IS THAT PHYSICIAN GUILTY OF PERJURY? THIS IS WHY THEY HIDE THE RECORDS AT COUNTY ADJUSTER DUNGEON OUTSIDE COURT]

(G) IF THE COURT [WHAT COURT?] FINDS THAT THERE IS PROBABLE CAUSE TO BELIEVE , THAT THE PERSON, OTHER THAN A PERSON WHOSE COMMITMENT IS SOUGHT [ED. BY WHOM PERMISSIBLE TO SEEK?] PURSUANT TO SUBSECTION C [INMATES] OF THIS SECTION, IS IN NEED OF INVOLUNTARY COMMITMENT, IT [YOU MEAN THE JUDGE?] SHALL ISSUE A TEMPORARY ORDER AUTHORIZING THE ADMISSION TO OR RETENTION OF THE PERSON IN THE CUSTODY OF THE FACILITY PENDING A FINAL HEARING. [ED.WHAT STANDARD OF EVIDENCE ASIDE FROM NONE IS PERMITTED? PREPONDERANCE? WERE YOUR FEELINGS HURT BY THE LOON? PERHAPS ON THE INTERNET. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.]

(H) MORE INMATES […]

(I) IN THE CASE OF A PERSON COMMITTED TO A SHORT-TERM CARE FACILITY OR SPECIAL PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, AFTER THE FACILITY’S TREATMENT TEAM CONDUCTS A MENTAL AND PHYSICAL EXAMINATION, ADMINISTERS APPROPRIATE TREATMENT AND PREPARES A DISCHARGE ASSESSMENT, THE FACILITY MAY TRANSFER THE PATIENT TO A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY PRIOR TO THE FINAL HEARING; PROVIDED THAT: [ED. WHAT ABOUT DULY AUTHORIZED AGENT WHO PURSUANT TO 30:4-91.2 CAN TRANSPORT THE COMMITTED AT HIS LEISURE EVERY WHICH WAY? THIS IS WHY TITLE THIRTY IS LITTERED WITH THE “THE REVISED STATUTES” BECAUSE SO MANY DO CONTRADICT] (1) THE PATIENT, HIS FAMILY AND HIS ATTORNEY ARE GIVEN 24 HOURS’ ADVANCED NOTICE OF THE PENDING TRANSFER; AND (2) THE TRANSFER IS ACCOMPLISHED IN A MANNER WHICH WILL GIVE THE RECEIVING FACILITY ADEQUATE TIME TO EXAMINE THE PATIENT, BECOME FAMILIAR WITH HIS BEHAVIOR AND CONDITION AND PREPARE FOR THE HEARING. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE TRANSFER BE MADE LESS THAN FIVE DAYS PRIOR TO THE DATE OF THE HEARING UNLESS AN UNEXPECTED TRANSFER IS DICTATED BY A CHANGE IN THE PERSON’S CLINICAL CONDITION. [ED. THIS IS THE CUE MAKE SHIT UP SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO FILL OUT A FUCKING EMTALA]

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