STORIES OF THE SOUTH MAYBE WEST VIRGINIA ITS OWN CATEGORY OHIO NOT INCLUDED THANK YOU MUCH

THIS IS MOTHMAN

SAY HELLO TO MOTHMAN ABOVE BUT DON’T BELIEVE MRS. BENNET CAUSE SHE’S A HUSSY OF ALL TIME AND BE BLAMIN’ MOTHMAN FOR ALL HER PROBELMS WHO’S PROBABLY JUST A MISUNDERSTOOD BIRD MAN ANYWAY,

OHIO BUTTS IN,

BLA BLA, CARRYIN’ ON,

SOME SAY THEY SEEN SAUCERS AND SHIT,

RARE SAUCERIAN PUBLICATION FILLED WITH NONSENSES HERE ABOVE LOCAL GRAY BARKER ON THE CASE,

IT WAS BIRDIES THE WHOLE TIME,

FURTHER EVIDENCE MISUNDERSTOOD BIRDMAN ON THE LOOSE, IN ADDITION TO GONDOLA WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE AND WHO SAYS CAN’T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM YES INDEED BEAT THE FUCK OUT ANY AND ALL, MOVIN’ RIGHT ALONG, PHOTO OF A SANDHILL CRANE FOUND ON FILE AT LOCAL LIBRARY,

WHAT THE WHOLE POINT OF MOTMANIA WAS TO GET TO THE BRIDGE,

AND BE SAY MYSTERY SOLVED AS FOLLOWS BY MOTHMAN BE HERE BE SAY YOUR BRIDGES IS SHIT AND ABOUT TO FALL DOWN AND NINETEEN SIXTY-EIGHT GOT BILL PASSED AND SIGNED BY LADBYBIRD HUSBAND OR WHOMEVER AND THEN BE DONE WITH IT ALL WENT BACK TO BETTER PLACES AIN’T BEEN SEEN SINCE NO NEED GOT IT DONE

SO ANYWAY THIS WHERE WE TOLD BY THE LOCALS THAT THE ORIGINAL MOTHMAN BE SCENE,

INNAT SOMETHIN’

WW TWO TNT FACTS BE NOT ENTIRELY TRUE

WILD GOOSE CHASE TO SEE WHO BE THING AND WHO BE YOU

THINGER HERE

AND HERE

AND ALL THROUGHOUT THE WOODS

AND WHAT HERE BE THE LEGITIMATE GOODS

NOPE NO FURTHER DO YOU GO

NUCLEAR POWER DOWN THE ROAD ALL THERE LEFT OF THING TO SHOW