THE 34TH DAY T PLUS FOUR TWENTY-TWO: VARCAN REX HATH COME DOWN TO PLAY THE GOLDEN LYRE, GREEKS IN ROAM OVERLONG, ATEN DISK FINALLY REVEALED, AND OTHER DATUMS FROM OUTREMER AND REALMS BEYOND THE SOUTHERN SEAS

THIS REPORT BROUGHT TO YOU BY BAETYL, BAETYL & CO., LORD OF UNDERWORLD AND THOTH THE ATLANTEAN

THRICE-GREATEST OF BAETYL, FANCY THAT, THERE TOO BELOW ARTIFACT FIVE ONE ZERO ONE NINE, REPEAT LOOK UPON THE VISAGE OF A WOMAN CARVED IN EFFIGY RELIEF UPON THIS HERE AMULET OF BENEDICTION FROM HARM COME TO THEE OR INDEED TRUE POSSESSOR, YESSA MOST CERTAINLY YT, GOOD LUCK DEAR READER THIS ONE OF BAETYL OVERCOME WITH SUPPORT FROM HELLENES IN THEIR GREAT SECRET FORT THAT FLOATS ON HELIUM RESERVOIR LIKE BOLD TO NTH ORDER OF LESSER INFINITY, SAD ANGLE PERHAPS NOT OF SHE HELLENE OBSERVE IN MOST POLITE EFFIGY,

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HAUNTED WOODS, HAUNTED RUINS, DANGERS NEAR ANF FAR TWO EYE NOT KEEN ON THE RULES THESE DAYS

ONE ABOVE, ELEVEN MARK ZERO EIGHT AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME, THE MOST SPECIAL TIME OF DAY, LIGHT OF THE SUN ANTISEPTIC MISCHIEVOUS NATURES TRICK OR TREAT ON THE UNSUSPECTING MOST OF ALL ON THE TRAILS IN THE FORM OF THE BUBBLE WORMHOLE BALL, NO LIGHT ENCLOSURE IN KNOCK OUT SEEN BELOW,

TWO, WHOM DOES THE LIGHT STRIKE AT THIRD STRIPE BELOW THE FOLD WHAT HERE IN HUMAN MIND THIRD EYE MAUCH REVELATION INDEED NO LIGHT INCAPACITATION, PRISM OF THE MINDS EYE YES BELOW IN FORCE OF FIELD BEHOLD THE EYES NO SLIGHT FOLDS OF NO LIGHT EVER ONLY GRACE THE PLANE BY ABSENCE LIFE AND LIMB, INTACT WHEN CHECK LIST CHECK AT READY DEAR HUMAN PILOTS, BIG FAT IDIOTS OF ALL TIME NOT CONCERNED IN THE SLIGHTEST WITH WORDS AND IMAGES OF WOODS AND LIGHT UNTIL THE FORM OF THE NO LIGHT RIGHT THERE PROCEED TO INTERCEDE SETTING HERE BELOW FIXED AT TIME AND DATE OF CAPTURE OR RECORD, VALUES MEASURED IN UNITS OF TIME THAT ARE NOT SUBJECT ANY GENEVA ACCORD,

THREE, LAST LIGHT HERE WHICH NO LIGHT TECHNOLOGIES DEVELOPED BY HUMAN HAND, GMO SPOOK FEVER DREAM HORROR SHOW, STEGOSAURUS BEAR OF MOST OBNOXIOUS TALENT EX POST FACTO MOD DATE, TIME, LAT, LONG AND THING IN SCENE NO LIGHT MOST CAPRICIOUS IN WISH NEVER SEEN DIATOM FISHER THING NUMBER EIGHT MOBY US THE WHITE WALE ALREADY PLEASE,

FOUR, THIRD EYE HOLE DONE GOOD AND READY TO GET TOASTY IN THE WOOD WHERE FOUND THE FORM NO LIGHT TURNT THE OTHER WAY, BEST HERE THAT FORM FOREVER ABSENT SUN READY TO EYE ONE UP FOR DOWN FOR WANT OF FLESH OFF THE BONE, YES INDEED, THE TECHNOLOGY OF ZONE THAT IN SPANS TIME CONSTRICT ALL SPACE AROUND HUMAN PERSON IN THE OUTDOORS WITH INTENT ASPHYXIATE, MANY HOURS IN DERELICT COMMAND OF THE SENSORIUM HOWEVER REQUIRED FOR THAT NOT END TO BE FOREVER CLEANS AIR YES YOU AND YES ME, A CULPA IN PROMIS PHOTOGRAPH EXPOSITION THAT IS FIT TO BE TIED DOWN FOR EXORCISE, IN THE NAME OF FATHER, THE SONE, THE HOLY SPIRIT, AMEN,

FIVE, THESE ARE STRANGE WOODS INDEED. THERE IS NO HIGHER DANGER THAN TRAVERSE THROUGH ALONE, HAUNTED IN THE DAY THRICE LESSER THAN IN THE NIGHT,

SIX, THE MOST VEXING AND REMOTE FOREST THAT IS ADVERTISED AS PARKLAND RATHER NOT SO, HOST NO LESS THE ONE REMARKABLE MAINTAINED FOOT PATH NOT MAKRED ON ANY MAP AS A TRAIL OR A ROAD NOT BE SET FORTH UPON ANY SOON OR EVER AGAIN, WEST WALL DANGER IN THE EXTREME, REPEAT WEST WALL AT TOP DEEMED LOST CAUSE THAT MERE PRESENCE BEFORE MANY HUNDREDS OF YARDS OR GREATER MORTAL RISK FOR ENTRATA VOID SPACE FREE TO ROAM UP ABOVE BY SOMETHING ROTTEN DOWN BELOW, OVER OUT UNTIL THE MORROW, WORDS HERE NEED TO KNOW, NO IMAGE SEVEN.

SEVEN, FORGIVEN US TRANSGRESSOR UNBELIEVING OF THE LIFE FORCE LEAVING IF PUBLIC HERE OR ANYWHERE IMAGE OF STEG CLASS CLASSIFIED AS HIGH DANGER SECRET AKIN COOK EGG IN GLASS WITH MIND WHICH YOU EAT AND ENJOY UNTIL SUCH THE EGGA GLASS DEVOID OF LIFE AND NOT FIT NOURISH LIFE AT ALL IN GLASS CAGE FEINT OF THE VOID MOST INTENT ON FEEDING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS.

THE 34TH DAY T MINUS FOUR ZERO: THE MOST HIGH WAS AN EGYPTIAN

THE 34TH DAY T PLUS THIRTEEN-TWELVE: THE WEST WALL

ABOVE, LOOKING DOWN INTO THE VERDANT GORGE BELOW. MORE TO SEE THAN MEETS THE EYE, WALKABOUT LEFT AND RIGHT, LINES OF SIGHT EYE THE NEXT LAYER DEEPER INTO THE GREAT BEYOND, STILL UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY IN THE GREATEST EXTENT A COUNTRY UNDISCOVERED. UNTIL NOW. STAY TUNED TO THE NORTH AT THE RIGHT, NOW LOOK UP AT THE LABYRINTH OF CLIFFS UPON THE SKY,

SOME ARE SHEAR,

OTHERS DO RATHER APPEAR NEAR,

CLOSER LOOK REVEALS NEXT LEVEL UP CONCEALED FROM VIEW,

HOW HIGH AND HOW TALL,

BUT EXACTLY IS OUR WEST WALL,

DO TAKE THE TIME TO RECALL US HERE THREE,

ONCE RIGHT NEAR, STILL WONDER WHAT HATH BECOME OF OUR DEAR LADY OF THE FALLS,

PERHAPS AMONGS THE CLIFFS IN THE TOMBS AND THE HALLS,

BESIDE THE RIVER OF LEHIGH AND THE MYSTERY FALLS WITH NO TRUE NAME AND NO TRUE SOURCE, JUST A TRICKLE HERE AND THERE, NO WONDER NO TRAIL MARKED OPEN WHATSOEVER AT ALL, AT ANY TIME, ANYWHERE A PERSON MAY FALL, BUT HERE IT TAKES A HIKE TO FALL, IF ONLY DOWN BELOW TO ONE KNEE, JUST A MOMENT TO STALL.

LOOK UP, RIGHT THERE DEAD CENTER AND NORTH, THE GAZE MOST SERENE POINTS RIGHT THE WAY TO THE CLIFFS MOST GREEN, AT LEAST A FEW TO START THE FALSE PATH, UNMARKED TO DEAD END, HOWEVER JUST THE START. BURROW PATH AWAITS. DO NOT ATTEMPT ENTRY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. FROM THE EAST AND THE NORTH THERE IS DANGER,

FROM THE SOUTH JUST THE SAME,

FROM THE SOUTH THE GREATEST DANGER OF ALL,

RATHER FROM THE WEST AT TOP BEST VIEW OF THE TRUE IRON WALL, NORTH-SOUTH, TO THE BORDER INTO NATURAL CLIFF, BEST DEFENSE FROM WHAT LIES BELOW AT BARAD-DUR,

WHAT SEEN ABOVE JUST SOUTH ON THE MAP BEHIND OPEN DOOR. BACK TO THE FALLS,

RIGHT ON TIME FOR AN APPARITION TO APPEAR,

DO YOU SEE IT?

LOOK CLOSER,

LEFT OF THE MOONROCK,

DO YOU SEE IT?

THERE IT IS,

BASHFUL AS EVER. HOARDING MOONROCK AS WELL. AYY LMAO, HECK OFF, WE’RE FULL, FEEL FREE TO CRASH INTO THE MOON THOUGH, AYY.

THOTH, THE ATLANTEAN

THE IMPROBABLE DISCOVERY OF THE WEE BABY LION NIGH THREE YEARS AGO AT THE NOW CLOSED GLEN ONOKO FALLS, TRUE DISPOSITION IN THE HANDS OF A POLITICAL POSITION, HERE SURFACE QUARTZ PAR EXCELLANCE TO REMIND US WHAT WE’RE MISSIN’

The most remarkable two-thousand sixteen discovery of this piece at the then open and rather well-traveled Glen Onoko Falls in Mauch Chunk, Pennsylvania has left a wake of curiosity one-thousand miles wide, all from the Wee Baby Lion one inch tall, one and an eighth inches wife from nose to mane, and one-quarter inch wide looking eye to eye.

Who, what, where, when and why?

The rather ingenious observation of freestanding surface quartz, Aye Aye, that one a kind amongst a sea of quartz pieces approximately sized that caught the eye of eye, Aye Aye, because indeed a lion had crossed the path, the Norse perhaps, rudimentary chess, no notes to begin, only speculation to end, whereby while in the vicinity of Mauch Chunk, Hidden Valley, artifacts of the highest peculiarity will invariably be found.

Random sampling of similarly colored surface quartz acquired from along the banks of Lehigh’s River on or about last week exhibited hereupon to demonstrate what bits of surface quartz look on average, do not doubt the Wee Baby Lion’s authenticity, have a glimpse,

The features of a face, the mane of a lion, perhaps the Lion of Judah, Lehigh himself.

THE CONCEALED MAUCH CHUNK HENGE COMPLEX AS VIEWED FROM THE MOST HIGH VANTAGE POINT UPON A CLIFF LEDGE ORIENTED DIRECTLY TO NORTH SOME THOUSAND FEET OR MORE ABOVE THE MOST SERENDIPITOUS CURVE OF LEHIGH’S RIVER

WE DO RETURN, THANKS GOD, TO OUR ONGOING STUDY OF THE MAUCH CHUNK HENGE COMPLEX, INDEED FOLLOWING FROM RUDIMENTARY MEASUREMENTS AND ORIENTATIONS OF THE FIRST OF MANY BURIAL AND LIKELY CEREMONIAL MOUNDS IS OF A DISTINCTIVE ROCKY TYPE THAT IS APART FROM THE CLASSIC EXAMPLES OF THE HOPEWELL AND ADENA MOUNDS AND EARTHWORKS. ASIDE FROM SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER DIAMETER, THE MOUND EXHIBITED ON THE COVER OF THE TEXT BELOW ON EUROPEAN COPPER AND BRONZE AGE LITHIC CULTURES, IS THE MOST SIMILAR IN TERMS OF AVERAGE STONE SIZE AND WALL HEIGHT,

HOWEVER, THAT MOST SURFICIAL ANALYSIS WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF WHERE AND WHEN DEPICTED ROCKY MOUND-RING-WALL BUILT AND IF INDEED CENTRAL ANTECHAMBER LEADING TO SUB-CHAMBERS HAS BEEN DISCOVERED. WE WOULD CONFIDENTLY BET YES INDEED, LOOK OUT BELOW,

THE LADY OF THE MISTS AND COMPANY DID INDEED PUT ON A RATHER UNBELIEVABLE PERFORMANCE ON A RECENT MORNING AS THE EASTERN SUN LEADS THE WAY TO THE MAUCH CHUNK HIDDEN VALLEY IN THE FOREST THAT ONE SO GENEROUS LADY OF THE WOODS DID TIP THE ONE SO NAMED BIGGIE CHUNGUS OFF TO NOW, SOME DAYS BEFORE, WITH MANY REMINDERS TO PLEASE GET IN GEAR AND GO SINCE THAT FIRST EARLY MORNING, YES INDEED, TALLY HO! THE CITY OF GOLD AWAITS! MAYBE, WE PRETTY SURE THOUGH. YOU CAN EMAIL WEE B AND HE’LL PASS ALONG THE NOTE TO GET YOU LUCKY DOGS SOME DOUBLE G NUGGETS OR TWO IF YOU GOT ANY INFORMATION ON THE PLAINSBORO CASE CAUSE BIGGIE BABY IS BEFUDDLING THE LOCALS WHO DIDN’T KNOW THE THK G EVEN HAPPENED DURING RATHER EXHAUSTIVE BID TO CHIT CHAT WITH THE LOCALS FOR SOME LOCAL GRAPES ON THE APPARENTLY ROTTEN GRAPEVINE. PBOR COPS OUT WITH THE SPOTLIGHTS THOUGH. NOTHING NEW, NO INFO, NONE TO BE HAD WHATSOEVER ASIDE FROM AMAZING COINCIDENCE OF FRIEND CASE IN VICINITY. WE GOT A TIP FROM NOT A T OR F OR B OR EYE THAT COCAINE LOCALS GETTIN LOOKS AND BOBS MAY BE BACK. NICE NEW GYM THOUGH, CHUNGUS USED TO BE REIGNING ALPHA CHAMP, YOU ALREADY KNOW, AND NO HE DIDN’T GET KICKED OUT HE JUST RETIRED TO A LIFE OF YOGA AND GOLD. SLEEPY B SAW A BIG OL SNEK AND HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE CAMERA, DAYUM SHAME. THE LADY OF THE MISTS IS CALLING. OVER.

WEATHER PERMITS,

NEW DISCOVERY UPDATE

UNBELIEVABLE DISCOVERY OF THIRD CHAMBER MADE AFTER FOLLOWING TERRACED TERMINUS OF MOUND FIVE TO A ROCKY MOUND HIDING AN UNBELIEVABLE SECRET IN THE THIRD AND MOST CLEARLY ARTICULATED INNER CHAMBER THAT DOES INDEED EXHIBIT HUMAN ACTIVITY BOTH DESTRUCTIVE AND CONSERVATORY, WITH THE SCOPE OF THE BURIAL CHAMBER PLAUSIBLY LEADING TO SUB-CHAMBER CLEARLY SEEN IN THE INCOMPLETE SET OF PHOTOGRAPHS TAKEN EARLIER TODAY BY CHUNGUS AS SEEN BELOW,

MORE TO COME. LIKELY DISCOVERY OF ACCESSIBLE PETROGLYPHS.

UPDATE ON THE CARDINAL ORIENTATION OF THESE MOUNDS IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE WATERMARK OF THE ARCHITECTS, DUE SOUTH

RETURN TO MOUND FIVE, LEVEL FIVE*

THE SERIES OF PHOTOGRAPHS ACCOMPANYING THIS NOTE ARE FURTHER EXHIBITIONS OF MOUND FIVE FROM DIFFERENT VANTAGE POINTS THAT DESCRIBE A FEATURE OF THIS STRUCTURE TYPE WHEREBY A NOTCH IS PRESENT IN THE SOUTH FACING CONVEX ROCKY WALL THAT IS POINTS DUE SOUTH.

MOUND FIVE EAST FACING WALL WITH MOST THAT MOST RECOGNIZABLE SEVEN-SIDED POLYHEDRON BLOCK, INDEED MEASUREMENTS AND GEOPOLYMERS TO COME, THAT IS IN ALL LIKELIHOOD AN ENGINEERED BLOCK MADE OF WHITE QUARTZ SANDSTONE THAT IS MOST PREVALENT IN THESE STRUCTURES AND IS MORE OFTEN THAN NOT COVERED IN A LAYER OF TEAL LICHENS, RECALL THE LICHEN COPPER THESIS, PLAUSIBLY COINCIDENCE. THERE IS HOWEVER IRON INDEED IN A VANISHINGLY SMALL NUMBER OF ROCKS STREWN ABOUT THAT REVEAL THEIR STRIPES THAT DO INDEED NESTLE AMONGST THE ROCK MESS LITTERED WITH THE MOST HIGH PETROGLYPHS, OF NOTE IN PECUILAR ABUNDANCE,

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

THE MAUCH CHUNK HENGE COMPLEX IS LARGELY STILL BURIED UNDER EARTH, ROCK AND FUNGI, PLEASE DO NOT GO DIGGING, DO NOT DISTURB THE BEAUTIFUL WEE BABY ROCKS AND THE LITHS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MEGA, ALL OF WHOM HAVE MUCH TO TELL, NOT SO IN YOUR FILTHY BASEMENT. THERE MAY BE VERY ANCIENT LANGUAGE OF THE HIGHEST SIGNIFANCE ON THE STONES IN THE WALLS OF THOSE STRUCTURES HEREUPON IN EXHIBITION AND UNDER SLOW-GOING STUDY. THANK YOU MUCH.